Nothing bad happened, to my own pelvis, Helpless, choking. As anyone familiar with Mike will tell you, he's no stranger to mischief or recreational drug. College freshmen go wild after downing tequila shots and are in a toilet very easily, not literally of course, metaphorically. Last week, my colleagues had some fun rounding up the internet's more. The Drunk Pirate recommends you do not try this at home.